John Moyer was born just over the bridge from Philly; a South Jersey native raised just minutes away from a landfill the EPA ranked one of the top ten most toxic in the country. His father George was a blue collar kind of a guy who believed that good old fashion family values were instilled by using the belt -- then followed up with screaming "Now shut up before I really give you something to cry about!" John laughed about his dysfunctional upbringing and since 1994 John has performed at comedy clubs and colleges throughout the United States and Canada. In addition to his headlining appearances, John's been the opening act for such comedians as Louie Anderson, Pauly Shore, Lewis Black, and The Chappelle Show's own Charlie Murphy. Along the way he took first place in the Anheuser- Busch Comedy Competition.